When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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