what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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