I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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