that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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