They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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