Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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