and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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