I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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