I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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