I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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