summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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