she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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