Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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