Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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