what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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