Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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