Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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