i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
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Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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