So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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