I hate your face
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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