boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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