He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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