By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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