The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you didnt know i had herpes?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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