called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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