Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
It's rum buckets o'clock
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