Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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