we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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