i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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