also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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