I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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