how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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