so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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