So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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