I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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