Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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