soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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