can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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