I wish I only lived at night.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
The air taste purple.
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