I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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