im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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