I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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