Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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