U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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