there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
if i can run in heels then i can drive
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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