its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Houston, we have a blender
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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