omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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