didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
its not stalking. its research.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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