I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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