a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
His hands were made for my vagina.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
