He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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