Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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