I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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