did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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