what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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