Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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