And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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