I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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